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Dump your girlfriend or boyfriend the Web 2.0 way傾倒你的女朋友或男朋友的Web 2.0方式
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Not since Kevin Federline was dumped oh so unceremoniously by Britney Spears via text message has there been such a more unheartfelt way of breaking up with someone you are involved with. However if you really are so heartless as to send a form letter to your soon to be ex there is a whole website dedicated to weaziling your way out of your relationship, excuse and all. Still want to be friends, just click a button, thats all there is to it, yall. Ironically you end a relationship and begin a new one all on the same webpage by clicking on the banner that says “Send a free secret love letter”.不是因為凱文被傾倒哦，所以毫不由小甜甜布蘭妮透過文字訊息有這樣一個更為unheartfelt方式分手的人是您所涉及，但如果你真的是如此無情的，以派遣的形式寫信給您盡快向當然有一個整體的專用網站weaziling你的出路，你的關係，藉口和所有，但要成為朋友，只需按一下按鈕， thats都在那裡，就是它， yall諷刺的，你是結束一段關係，並開始一個新的一，所有關於同一網頁通過點擊旗幟說： "派遣一個免費的秘密情書" 。
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I’d be amazed if anyone actually used this site.我會覺得驚訝，如果有人實際使用這個網站。 Breaking up is so much more enjoyable in person!打破了那麼多，更愉快的人！
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Same here, i don’t know if a site like this one can be healthy :p同樣在這裡，我不知道如果一個網站是這樣的人能夠健康：對
[…] up in person is more enjoyable and fun. [ … … ] ，在人，是更愉快和有趣。 Surely a good option if your girlfriend is a wrestler!肯定是一個好的選擇，如果你的女友是一個摔跤！ [via] Get Latest tothepc Updates via Email […] [經]最新tothepc更新通過電子郵件[ … … ]
Wow that was a wonderful tool哇，這是一個奇妙的工具
I am simply amazed that such a tool existed and i never knew about it..我只是感到驚訝，這種工具的存在，而且我從來不知道它..
If other bloggers were allowed to put this tool on their website then it would be great..如果其他博客被允許把這個工具在他們的網站上，然後，那就太棒了..
Dear Person,親愛的人，
I’m writing you this email because I think our relationship has run its course.我寫作，你這個電子郵件，因為我覺得我們的關係已經結束。 Do you realize that you’re a total loser?你是否意識到你是一個共輸家？ You’ve changed too much since we met, and I don’t like it.你改變太多，因為我們見過面了，我不喜歡它。 I can’t believe how selfish you are.我不能相信，如何自私，你的。 Relationships are supposed to be about sharing, jerk.人際關係是能得到共享，挺舉。 Your arrogance seems to have no limits; it’s as if you think you’re actually somebody.你們的傲慢，似乎已經沒有任何限制，它的作為，如果你認為你實際上是某事。 I know you’ll probably tell everyone that you dumped me, because you’re a liar.我知道你可能會告訴大家，你棄我，因為你是一個騙子。 But everyone knows that already, so they won’t believe you.但所有人都知道了，所以他們不會相信你。 You couldn’t even pass your exams without cheating; I should have known you’d cheat on me too, asshole.你甚至無法通過你的考試，沒有作弊，我應該知道你騙我，也asshole 。 I called the nursery school program, and they agreed to let you in after they assessed your maturity level.我打電話幼兒園的規劃，他們同意讓你在後，他們評估了你的成熟水平。 It might be hard for you to believe, but one thing I can tell you for sure: you really need to work on your skills in bed.它可能是艱苦的，你要相信，但有一件事我可以告訴你肯定的是：你真的需要工作，對你的技能在床上。 I mean, you’re just plain bad at sex.我的意思是，您剛剛平原差性行為。 You know, a little respect can go a long way.你也知道，一點尊重，可以去了漫長的道路。 But the amount of respect you give me is only enough for ME to go a long way.但所收取的尊重，你給我的只夠供我去了漫長的道路。 A long way away from you, douchebag.很長的路遠離你， douchebag 。 And another thing: take a freakin shower!和另一件事：一freakin淋浴！ You smell so bad that the garbage collectors wonder what the smell is when they come down the street.你的香水味道那麼差表示，垃圾收集，不知是什麼味道，是當他們來到沿著大街。 Maybe part of the problem is that you drink so much.也許問題的部分原因是，你喝了這麼多。 You can’t actually call gin-flakes or beerios breakfast.你不能真正致電洋酒-薄片或beerios早餐。 I’m fed up with kissing an ashtray and seeing you waste your money on cancer sticks every day.我厭倦了接吻煙灰缸，並看到你浪費你的錢，對癌症枝每一天。 It’s disgusting.它的人討厭。 Doing drugs so much really got in the way of more important things.吸毒這麼多真正在阻礙著更重要的事情。 You need to clean yourself up.你需要清潔自己了。 Why do you have to be so messy?你為什麼要這麼一塌糊塗？ How hard is it to put your dirty underwear in the laundry machine and wash a few dishes now and again?如何努力，是它把你的臟衣褲，在洗衣機洗幾菜，現在又？ Frankly, you just don’t care enough about me.坦率地說，你剛才不足夠的關心我。 Luckily I care enough about me to make up for it, by saying goodbye to you.幸虧我關心不夠，我來彌補它，說再見你了。 I can’t believe you forgot my birthday!我不相信你忘了我的生日！ Who does that?誰做呢？ The fact that you forgot our anniversary just confirms that it’s time for “we” to become “me.” Here’s some food for thought: you’re an asshole!事實上，你忘了我們的週年紀念日剛剛確認了它的時候，為"我們"變成"我" ，而這裡的一些發人深思：你是一個asshole ！ It’s not easy to carry on a successful relationship with someone like you.這並不容易進行了成功合作關係的人喜歡你。 And by that, I mean someone who is downright stupid, you feebleminded dimwit.並說，我的意思是人，是徹頭徹尾的愚蠢，你弱智dimwit 。 Oh yeah, I almost forgot to point out that you’re pure evil, a characteristic that most people do NOT appreciate.哦，是啊，我差點忘了指出，你純邪惡的，一個特點，大部分人不欣賞。 You might want to work on that.你也許要工作，這方面的情況。 I also really need more space, I don’t like feeling like an elephant in a telephone booth.我也確實需要更多的空間，我不喜歡，感覺就像大象在一個電話亭。 I hope you understand.我希望你們能夠理解。 I don’t know how to break it to you, but I found someone else to replace you.我不知道如何打開它給你，但是我發現別人來取代你。 You know what they say: out with the old, in with the new!你知道什麼，他們說：與舊的，在與新的！ The wise Righteous Brothers wrote a song called “You’ve lost that lovin’ feeling.” You might want to listen to it a few times, because I’ve lost that loving feeling.英明正義兄弟寫了一首名為"你已經失去了辦事機構感覺， "你可能會想聽聽它幾遍，因為我已經失去了愛的感覺。 I don’t really do the whole long distance relationship thing.我真的不這樣做，整個長途關係的事。 New area code, new market, and it’s time for me to go shopping.新的地區代碼，新的市場，它的時候，我去逛街。
Some people get very little money out of their job.有些人很少錢出來，他們的工作。 Some people get dumped.一部分人先傾倒。 Joy of joys, you get both.歡樂的樂趣，你既。 Why do you spend so little money on me?你為什麼花這麼少的錢，對我嗎？ Buying me a happy meal at McDonald’s does not count as taking me out to dinner.買我一個快樂餐麥當勞也不指望遠不如我去飯店就餐。 If you ever get engaged, just remember that an onion ring is not a valid replacement for a wedding ring.如果你有機會接觸，只是記得洋蔥圈，是不是一個有效的替代了結婚戒指。 You’re like cling wrap around me, but what you need to realize is that I am not a vegetable and your clinginess is unbearable.您像抱捆繞我，但你必須認識到的是，我不是一個蔬菜和你的clinginess是難以忍受。 Sometimes you need to take things a bit slower, and just have fun.有時，你需要考慮的東西要慢一些，只是享受生活的樂趣。 Unfortunately, this relationship is becoming too serious for my tastes.不幸的是，這種關係正變得太嚴重，為我的口味。 And as if that wasn’t enough, you have to criticize me all the time!至於如果這還不夠，你要批評我的所有時間！ Now it’s my turn to be the critic.現在，該輪到我被影評人。 I give you one thumb up: stick it up your ass!我給你一個大拇指：堅持了你的驢！ All that nagging of yours worked, assuming your intent was to get rid of me.一切糾纏你的工作，假設你的意圖是要幹掉我。 At first I couldn’t understand what smelled so bad when I spent time with you, but now it’s clear: you’re spoiled like a piece of meat left out in the sun.起初我不明白是什麼味道這麼差的時候，我花了時間與你的，但現在很明顯：你慣壞好像一塊肉被排除在陽光下。 You don’t live in a soap opera, so quit causing so much drama.你不生活在一個肥皂歌劇，所以戒菸造成了這麼多戲。 I’m not a puppet, you can’t just control me by pulling on a string, so why do you try to control everything I do?我不是一個木偶，你不能只是控制我的拉扯一個字符串，所以你為什麼要控制一切，我該怎麼辦？ I need my freedom, and there’s nothing you can do about it.我需要自由，並沒有什麼，你所能做的事情。 Another problem is that you’re irresponsible, and I just don’t want to put up with the consequences of your decisions anymore.另一個問題是，您是不負責任的，我只是不想讓與的後果你決定了。 What really breaks the deal is your horrible grammar.真正休息，這筆交易是你的可怕的語法。 Srsly d00d, learn 2 rite a sentance! srsly d00d ，學習二日成年禮一sentance ！
Sorry, but you’re not even worth keeping as a friend.抱歉，但你甚至不值得保留作為一個朋友。 Give me back my keys, I don’t want you coming around here anymore.還我鑰匙，我不希望你今後靠近這裡了。 You may not have realized, but I saw you with him, you fat-fried hamburger-humper!您可能還沒有實現，但是我看到你跟他，你發油炸漢堡包- humper ！ You may not have realized, but I saw you with her, you greasy-heeled anus-sniffer!您可能還沒有實現，但是我看到你與她的，你膩高跟鞋肛門-嗅探！ It may be a typical line, but it’s true: we just aren’t meant for each other.它可能是一種典型的線，但它的真實：我們剛才是不是意味著對方。 Why are you so boring?你為何如此沉悶？ I’ve seen rocks that are more interesting than you.是我見過的岩石，更有趣的比你的。 I never want to see you again, jerkface!我現在再也不想看到你再jerkface ！ Stay away from me or I’ll beat you with a frozen salmon.遠離我，或我會擊敗你一個冷凍鮭魚。 I think you get the idea: this relationship is over.我想，你得到的主意：這一關係是結束了。
I won’t miss your ugly face,我不會錯過你的醜惡嘴臉，
Michael邁克爾
LOL @ You may not have realized, but I saw you with him, you fat-fried hamburger-humper! lol @您可能還沒有實現，但是我看到你跟他，你發油炸漢堡包- humper ！ You may not have realized, but I saw you with her, you greasy-heeled anus-sniffer!您可能還沒有實現，但是我看到你與她的，你膩高跟鞋肛門-嗅探！
Hmm, the ultimate tool for generating a breakup letter/email/essay which you otherwise wouldn’t want to waste time writing on.哼，最終工具生成一個分手的信/電子郵件/徵文你，否則，不希望浪費時間來寫作。 :p ：對
I think each checkbox corresponds to a fixed sentence, which surprisingly actually forms a perfect letter/email even if you were to select them at random.我認為每一格對應一個固定的句子，其中令人驚訝的，實際上形成了一個完美的信/電子郵件即使你選擇他們的隨意性。
@Miccas: wow, that’s the complete letter! @ miccas ：哇，這是完全信！
Hahaha, this is amazing. hahaha ，這是了不起的。
Thanks for posting about our site, we greatly appreciate any publicity we get, both positive and negative.感謝張貼對我們網站的，我們對此表示讚賞任何宣傳，我們得到的，正面和負面的。 We know that most people will not use the site to break up with someone, but we hope it helps a few people out, and that it provides some good laughs for everyone else.我們知道，大部分的人都不會使用本網站打破與某人，但我們希望它有助於一些人，並提供一些好的笑著說，為他人。
We’ll be coming out with a few similar sites in the near future, building a small network of “email” sites, and we’ll let you know when they come out so you can decide what you think of them.我們將在未來與幾個類似的網站，在不久的將來，建設一個小型網絡的"郵件"的網站，我們將讓你知道他們什麼時候出來，所以你可以決定什麼，你認為他們。
Thanks again,再次感謝，
-BreakUpEmail.com - breakupemail.com
Wow, “similar” sites?哇， "類似的"地盤？
Hmm, I guess content generators spun off more sites than it expected.哼，我猜想內容發電機剝離更多的地盤，比預期的。
Hey Break.嘿休。 Just to let you know this does work, I got a mate who was sick of his girlfriend to use the generator.只是要讓大家知道，這並不工作，我得到伴侶的人病了他的女朋友用的發電機。 Turns out he had a lonely Christmas this year.原來他有個寂寞今年聖誕節。 hahaha. hahaha 。 Digged and Stumbled BreakUpEmail.com to the max!挖和偶然breakupemail.com至極限！